Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. (Joseph Campbell:)

If builders built houses the way programmers built programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization. (Gerald Weinberg)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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